Hilarious and Offensive Cross Stitch Patterns from Subversive Cross Stitch

by Uniquely Cool on September 20, 2009

cross-stitch-patternsIf you love cross stitching, and are always on the lookout for unique cross stitch patterns, then you must check out Subversive Cross Stitch.  I’m a dude, so I’ve never indulged myself in this hobby, but these patterns make me want to pick up a needle and thread and start stitching!

You won’t find typical “Home Sweet Home” patterns here.  Oh no… here you’ll find humorous and offensive patterns such as “Shut your Piehole”, “Don’t Make Me Cut You”, “Babies Suck”, “Shut the F*** Up”, “Life Sucks and then You Die”, and many more.  Basic kits include cross stitch fabric, thread, pattern and instructions.  Deluxe kits include the same as well as an embroidery hoop and two needles.

You can also create your own unique cross stitch pattern with their online generator.  Don’t forget to buy their book, too!  Perfect gift for Christmas, birthday, etc.  Check em’ out at Subversive Cross Stitch.

Previous post:

Next post: